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Leeds Utd are utter shyte

The mighty shytes have fucked up again. Best chance to go up in 15 years and the shytes couldn't even get automatic promotion. My good friend and fellow insider Manchester United from the YEP has informed me, that the mighty shytes. Are the FIRST TO FAIL IN AUTOMATIC promotion. Any team that is on top of the table by Christmas have ALWAYS gotten automatic promotion. Not the mighty shytes though. They are the FIRST to not get automatic promotion. Serves you right, the mighty; tin pot shyte club. You'd go straight back down with more loses than wins if you went up. Remember, MDT LUFC
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Mighty Shytes are PISS poor..no one wants them

Well this little post hits it on the head for the mighty tin pot shyte club called Leeds Utd. Phill Hay just twittered about a Chinese consortium that bought 13% of Man City for £265 million................ the Club is apparently valued at 3.3 billion........... Such a sum could buy leeds many times over and with it being a 1 club city and one of the largest fan bases in the UK (allbeit decreasing rapidly as elderly fans pass away and are not replaced) Yet we remain in the hands of tin pot pariahs .........why is that ? Money attracts money ? Buyers and investors look for stable ownership and we have Mr Fraud 2015 running the club.....?? Or is that Cellino still thinks he can get his hands on more Wonga if hangs about for a bit ?? Certainly he may get a nice pay day with the departure of our kids looming.... Its just incredible when you think about it..........I know we are bias but I honestly think an investment of 100 to 200 million on Leeds now would return ...

The Rangers shoot out a big white shit - MOT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH the thuggish MOT lickers dress up as mafia. Wait...didn't these filthy inbred mongrels wanted to kick the shit out of Cellino. Didn't want him anywhere near their shit tip of a stadium and their tin pot club. Were bigging up Kojak and his tactics. Now they want him out. Thick, inbred morons - the lot of them. Still living the dream morons??. Still believe you're a big club - well you are a big TIN POT club which won nothing in 20 years. And now you drew with a fantastic well funded club like QPR.  

LUFC - We've loaned a player!!!!!! it must be Messi!!!!

WOW!!!!!, the MOT lickers on YEP are getting their worn out knickers in a twist (we can't afford new ones you know). We've loaned - yes that's right we've loaned yes LOANED a player from..... Sunderland. It must be Messi or Ronaldo if the MOT lickers are getting this excited, but NO!!!! it's some young player called  Connor Wickham. A player that played a blinder against us by hammering us 6-0 and what a wonderful loss it was : - ). The thick, inbred fans were crying like filthy babies with no nappies on. But of course we are no broke we have to loan a player. Wow, we hit the jack pot to see a player to come to a tin pot club like ours. Never mind he played for a much bigger club before us. We are just glad we can finally afford a young player like him. Our players are all garbage!!!. MOT. Back to school I think for the filthy thuggish Leeds fans.  

YEP - the old MOT lickers

On our most up-to-date (not) regional Yorkshire Evening Post or YEP for short. We have our most glorious and really out dated fan base, the MOT lickers. Here we have some of the most backward, in-bred, intellectually challenged fan base ever found in foot ball. It surprises me, as to how they even know how to spell, never mind use the keyboard. Well their dogs must be doing the typing for them..even that bemuses me as to how they got them to type. But anyway enough about the dog. The #LUFC fan base is proper shyte. No atmosphere, but all animal noise. Well do excuse the excrement being thrown about, since Shitend road is more of a zoo than a football ground. And they actually think it is one of the best!!!?!?!?!?. Er, they don't even have digital advertising boards for christ sake!!!. how old are you lot. Ever heard of the digital age?. Well the MOT lickers wouldn't know one, even if it had Ken Bates (our true saviour) plastered all over it.  Well these said fans think they are...