KenBatesWhiteBeardMOT

Leeds Utd are still shit.

Well this little post hits it on the head for the mighty tin pot shyte club called Leeds Utd. Phill Hay just twittered about a Chinese consortium that bought 13% of Man City for £265 million................ the Club is apparently valued at 3.3 billion........... Such a sum could buy leeds many times over and with it being a 1 club city and one of the largest fan bases in the UK (allbeit decreasing rapidly as elderly fans pass away and are not replaced) Yet we remain in the hands of tin pot pariahs .........why is that ? Money attracts money ? Buyers and investors look for stable ownership and we have Mr Fraud 2015 running the club.....?? Or is that Cellino still thinks he can get his hands on more Wonga if hangs about for a bit ?? Certainly he may get a nice pay day with the departure of our kids looming.... Its just incredible when you think about it..........I know we are bias but I honestly think an investment of 100 to 200 million on Leeds now would return ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH the thuggish MOT lickers dress up as mafia. Wait...didn't these filthy inbred mongrels wanted to kick the shit out of Cellino. Didn't want him anywhere near their shit tip of a stadium and their tin pot club. Were bigging up Kojak and his tactics. Now they want him out. Thick, inbred morons - the lot of them. Still living the dream morons??. Still believe you're a big club - well you are a big TIN POT club which won nothing in 20 years. And now you drew with a fantastic well funded club like QPR.  

WOW!!!!!, the MOT lickers on YEP are getting their worn out knickers in a twist (we can't afford new ones you know). We've loaned - yes that's right we've loaned yes LOANED a player from..... Sunderland. It must be Messi or Ronaldo if the MOT lickers are getting this excited, but NO!!!! it's some young player called  Connor Wickham. A player that played a blinder against us by hammering us 6-0 and what a wonderful loss it was : - ). The thick, inbred fans were crying like filthy babies with no nappies on. But of course we are no broke we have to loan a player. Wow, we hit the jack pot to see a player to come to a tin pot club like ours. Never mind he played for a much bigger club before us. We are just glad we can finally afford a young player like him. Our players are all garbage!!!. MOT. Back to school I think for the filthy thuggish Leeds fans.  

On our most up-to-date (not) regional Yorkshire Evening Post or YEP for short. We have our most glorious and really out dated fan base, the MOT lickers. Here we have some of the most backward, in-bred, intellectually challenged fan base ever found in foot ball. It surprises me, as to how they even know how to spell, never mind use the keyboard. Well their dogs must be doing the typing for them..even that bemuses me as to how they got them to type. But anyway enough about the dog. The #LUFC fan base is proper shyte. No atmosphere, but all animal noise. Well do excuse the excrement being thrown about, since Shitend road is more of a zoo than a football ground. And they actually think it is one of the best!!!?!?!?!?. Er, they don't even have digital advertising boards for christ sake!!!. how old are you lot. Ever heard of the digital age?. Well the MOT lickers wouldn't know one, even if it had Ken Bates (our true saviour) plastered all over it.  Well these said fans think they are...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Leeds 0 - 1 Brighton. The mighty shites lose again HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And this on the eve of their corn man buying back their shit tip of a ground. yeah you heard right, corn man will be buying Messi, Ronaldo. Heading to Europe and premier league...wait a minute is the mighty shites gotten something???...nope they're just dreaming of HAVING millions, they've LOST millions. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH couldn't happen to a nicer set of fans and club. We're Leeds and we are the mighty shites!!!. MOT!!!! to our little tin pot club.   

A quote from one of the supporters on the YEP asking why they can't attract good money men with wads of cash: "It's a pity the great club of LEEDS UTD has not attracted people with great sums of money like Chelsea and man city and now i hear Southampton, we have been stuck with "Moran Bates" and a greasy, Italian gypsy when he finally sells his club in Italy, but up to now no news is good news so are the people with previous bids all joining forces with extra new business men on board not to rival but beat messsio's bid, I hope so, but one thing for sure (not like other clubs) we won't leave a sinking ship" - GingerMick (06/02/2014) Well here's the answer; like attracts alike. You're all apes, cashless, thuggish, brainless morons. Who think you are big, mighty. Well you're not. Not won ANYTHING in 20 years, well two relegations count as a major achievement. You're a sinking ship, that should have sunk ages ago. You ask for ...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THE MIGHTY JOKE THAT IS LEEDS LOST AGAIN. THE LEEDS FANS ARE ALL APES. THEY LOST TO THE MIGHTY WENDIES!!!. 6-0 YOU MONGREL PATHETIC LEEDS APE. YOU'RE NOT MIGHTY, NOT WON ANYTHING IN 20 YEARS, WELL MAYBE TWO, THAT'S RIGHT TWO RELEGATIONS. AND NOTHING MORE. AND YOU SAY YOU ARE BIG??. BIG AT BEING A MIGHTY JOKE THAT IS. KEEP WINNING NOTHING!!!.  LEEDS FANS ARE ALL APES. DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE A KEYBOARD. THEY HAVE THEIR KIDS TYPE FOR THEM. EVEN A TRAINED MONKEY CAN USE A KEYBOARD THAN THEY CAN. LORD AND MASTER KEN BATES LAUGHS AT YOU ALL.

What you should post on ALL LUFC forum if you are a troll. Hi there, My Name is AmaInsecureLeedsunitedgarbagefootballclubfan, I would like to start by complaining about my club and how krap the entire setup really is, especially the supporters. The thing is, my club, the fans and the forum site that is leeds absolutely rubbish. The other fans like Manchester united & chelsea are great, we the leeds fans on the other hand are complete low lifes with just one brain cell between the lot of us. This Leeds United site is totally garbage, full of unintelligent people, unlike others, were most of the fans seem great lads that can actually string three words together ( how do you do that, we leeds fans are apes you know) Some of the posts on here that my teacher reads to me are excellent. MASSIVE WOW me and my 1 friend ( sorry siblings with extra ears) just can't keep away from here, its the best thing that has happened to us since Ken Bates bought us out. Anyway what i am tryin...