KenBatesWhiteBeardMOT

WOW!!!!!, the MOT lickers on YEP are getting their worn out knickers in a twist (we can't afford new ones you know). We've loaned - yes that's right we've loaned yes LOANED a player from..... Sunderland. It must be Messi or Ronaldo if the MOT lickers are getting this excited, but NO!!!! it's some young player called  Connor Wickham. A player that played a blinder against us by hammering us 6-0 and what a wonderful loss it was : - ). The thick, inbred fans were crying like filthy babies with no nappies on. But of course we are no broke we have to loan a player. Wow, we hit the jack pot to see a player to come to a tin pot club like ours. Never mind he played for a much bigger club before us. We are just glad we can finally afford a young player like him. Our players are all garbage!!!. MOT. Back to school I think for the filthy thuggish Leeds fans.  

On our most up-to-date (not) regional Yorkshire Evening Post or YEP for short. We have our most glorious and really out dated fan base, the MOT lickers. Here we have some of the most backward, in-bred, intellectually challenged fan base ever found in foot ball. It surprises me, as to how they even know how to spell, never mind use the keyboard. Well their dogs must be doing the typing for them..even that bemuses me as to how they got them to type. But anyway enough about the dog. The #LUFC fan base is proper shyte. No atmosphere, but all animal noise. Well do excuse the excrement being thrown about, since Shitend road is more of a zoo than a football ground. And they actually think it is one of the best!!!?!?!?!?. Er, they don't even have digital advertising boards for christ sake!!!. how old are you lot. Ever heard of the digital age?. Well the MOT lickers wouldn't know one, even if it had Ken Bates (our true saviour) plastered all over it.  Well these said fans think they are

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Leeds 0 - 1 Brighton. The mighty shites lose again HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And this on the eve of their corn man buying back their shit tip of a ground. yeah you heard right, corn man will be buying Messi, Ronaldo. Heading to Europe and premier league...wait a minute is the mighty shites gotten something???...nope they're just dreaming of HAVING millions, they've LOST millions. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH couldn't happen to a nicer set of fans and club. We're Leeds and we are the mighty shites!!!. MOT!!!! to our little tin pot club.   

We beat Yeovil. A team that has the best defensive record in the league. And the most prolific scorer, that puts every other striker in this league to shame. We are the mighty ones, who beat a top team. A team that is gunning for promotion - that makes them our rivals. Forget the weather, well we endured more harsh weather than today right!!!!. Yeovil the new Championship winners - and our rivals!!!!. Yeovil stadium puts our worn down, good for nothing trash site of a stadium in Beeston. No wonder the council wanted to buy us, they were looking for a new dumping site. And saw ER as a good site. Not they need to make much changes, since it already is a shit tip. The wind today was our 12th man, they gave more help than our own fans could ever manage!!!. And Brain McDermott looked he had wind on the interview. Good ol' Kojak, give us a interview and he gives us a snore feast. Even the wind was more interesting than he what he was blowing out. GFH-C who serves our real saviour Master

A quote from one of the supporters on the YEP asking why they can't attract good money men with wads of cash: "It's a pity the great club of LEEDS UTD has not attracted people with great sums of money like Chelsea and man city and now i hear Southampton, we have been stuck with "Moran Bates" and a greasy, Italian gypsy when he finally sells his club in Italy, but up to now no news is good news so are the people with previous bids all joining forces with extra new business men on board not to rival but beat messsio's bid, I hope so, but one thing for sure (not like other clubs) we won't leave a sinking ship" - GingerMick (06/02/2014) Well here's the answer; like attracts alike. You're all apes, cashless, thuggish, brainless morons. Who think you are big, mighty. Well you're not. Not won ANYTHING in 20 years, well two relegations count as a major achievement. You're a sinking ship, that should have sunk ages ago. You ask for