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YEP - the old MOT lickers

On our most up-to-date (not) regional Yorkshire Evening Post or YEP for short. We have our most glorious and really out dated fan base, the MOT lickers. Here we have some of the most backward, in-bred, intellectually challenged fan base ever found in foot ball. It surprises me, as to how they even know how to spell, never mind use the keyboard. Well their dogs must be doing the typing for them..even that bemuses me as to how they got them to type. But anyway enough about the dog. The #LUFC fan base is proper shyte. No atmosphere, but all animal noise. Well do excuse the excrement being thrown about, since Shitend road is more of a zoo than a football ground. And they actually think it is one of the best!!!?!?!?!?. Er, they don't even have digital advertising boards for christ sake!!!. how old are you lot. Ever heard of the digital age?. Well the MOT lickers wouldn't know one, even if it had Ken Bates (our true saviour) plastered all over it.  Well these said fans think they are big; well having even more backward, in-bred, intellectually challenged fans certainly makes you big in that sense - big in having no brain cells.

MOT - we are Leeds and we are shyte.     
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