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What haters should post on LUFC forums

What you should post on ALL LUFC forum if you are a troll.

Hi there,

My Name is AmaInsecureLeedsunitedgarbagefootballclubfan,

I would like to start by complaining about my club and how krap the entire setup really is, especially the supporters.
The thing is, my club, the fans and the forum site that is leeds absolutely rubbish. The other fans like Manchester united & chelsea are great, we the leeds fans on the other hand are complete low lifes with just one brain cell between the lot of us. This Leeds United site is totally garbage, full of unintelligent people, unlike others, were most of the fans seem great lads that can actually string three words together ( how do you do that, we leeds fans are apes you know) Some of the posts on here that my teacher reads to me are excellent. MASSIVE WOW me and my 1 friend ( sorry siblings with extra ears) just can't keep away from here, its the best thing that has happened to us since Ken Bates bought us out. Anyway what i am trying to say is we are so jealous of other mighty clubs like Chelsea, Manchester united. They have great fans, it really hurts us knowing Leeds will always be a scummy small, tin pot club with loads of moranic supporters.
P.S leeds fan are muppets. Gotta go now, my shoelace fastening lesson is about to start
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